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Thursday, 21 March 2013

All Hail His Most Universal, High and Imperious Kingliness

The votes are cast and we must all bow down to His Most Universal, High and Imperious Kingliness Ray of House Rousell, the Universal High Imperial King of Sandbagging.


The Court Photographer captured some poignant shots:

Ray on hearing the news of his ascension to the throne

Ray's good friend, neighbour and campaign manager, Postie on receiving confirmation  that his Stalinist ballot stuffing operation had been successful

Co-worker Fran, dejected upon hearing that he will now have to go down on one knee to  Ray
I hope you don't mind me grabbing those photos guys!

So, the ballot, errmm, poll results:

Yes
  8 (27%)
No
  5 (17%)
Don't Know
  0 (0%)
Don't Care
  4 (13%)
Who is Ray?
  7 (24%)
He is the Universal High Imperial King of Sandbagging
  14 (48%)

Votes so far: 29
Poll closed 


As voters could select more than one option, I believe that several of those who voted "Yes" or "No" (and perhaps "Don't Care" or "Who is Ray?") also selected "He is the Universal High Imperial King of Sandbagging".

I have already acknowledged that my question was badly worded, as several people have commented that there was nothing sneaky about his sandbagging at all and voted "No".


Well, this bit of silliness is all done and dusted now (or is it? Tune in again on 20/21 April).


ps - does anyone know where Sandbagging is?

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16 comments:

  1. Ray Rousell22 March 2013 at 00:05

    Never heard of this Ray fellow, though he's a damn handsome devil!!

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    1. TamsinP22 March 2013 at 00:19

      Your Most Universally High Imperious Kingliness - it's you! :)

      and, yes, he is a damned handsome fellow!

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    2. The Happy Whisk28 March 2013 at 01:24

      He's a looker and funny. That's double the fun.

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  2. The Angry Lurker22 March 2013 at 00:10

    Fecking hell, I'm going to kick him in the crackers!

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    1. TamsinP22 March 2013 at 00:20

      Now, now Francis - talk like that could see you in the dungeons ;)

      (totally understandable though - I'll organise your rescue party)

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  3. Ben Gilmour22 March 2013 at 00:46

    Tee hee!

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  4. Unknown22 March 2013 at 01:14

    Such a big title for such a little man:)

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    1. Daisy Gowan Ditchburn22 March 2013 at 03:08

      I still think he is going down the slide though! quick do it before the man gets his coronation :-P

      You forgot my efforts to once more break democracy... actually good thing you didn't as that means they'll never suspect me of causing the impossible results at the next general election.

      hail his imperial-blablabla-ness of sandbagging (whatever that is) Now lets push him down that slide.

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  5. Jur22 March 2013 at 07:02

    I had this guy coming to my door, just last night asking me about it. He had a really bad voice, like he was in need of a drink, so I couldn't exactly make out what he said. It was something like: Sandbagging.... Shire...

    Told him to move on and that we do that bagging stuff around here. We like our tea the proper way

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  6. PanzerKaput22 March 2013 at 07:46

    I think Sandbagging is near Teabagging, which is close to Debagging which is near Eton, I hope thats of help.

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    1. Broeders22 March 2013 at 12:12

      I think Ray would be a better King Of Teabagging. Right up his alley.

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    2. TamsinP22 March 2013 at 13:20

      Phil - you mean he's in bed with Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann?


      Nurse! Nurse! Nurse! I need the mind bleach again!

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  7. TamsinP22 March 2013 at 08:23

    @ Anne - it is indeed a long title. Trying to compensate for something perhaps? ;)

    @ James - ahhh, of course, you must have been part of Postie's ballot rigging operation :)

    @ J de Jong - "All Proper Tea Is Theft!", which is why anarchists don't drink Early Grey! ;)

    @ PK - it's near Eton? No wonder it's a Mess! :)

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  8. Ian22 March 2013 at 09:36

    I thought Fran had already gone down on Ray :->

    Just sayin'.......

    Ian

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    1. TamsinP22 March 2013 at 09:41

      Nurse! Nurse! I need mind bleach!

      Thanks for that mental image Ian, you wicked, wicked man! ;)

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  9. Greg B22 March 2013 at 19:26

    It's a better title than "Kim Jong Ray"...

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